The Super Happy Fun Page Relaunches!

BILOXI, Miss.--
What prostates were 20 years ago are what blogs are today. Everybody has one, and if you're lucky, they will develop a tumor the size of a grapefruit. So I've decided to give this Blog thing a go, and hopefully 6 months from now I'll break some sort of mainstream news scandal and become the junior senator from Mississippi. Or I'll give up on this after three days. Stay tuned to see what happens!